Cape Henry Collegiate tee
The CHC Dolphins really know how to ride those white privileged VB waves. It would be in each and every American's best interest to come shadow at Cape for a day... you will endure the wrath of unnecessary $2000 shoes, politically incorrect lingo, you will be frightened for the worlds future after watching the class of 2020 be irrelevant and watching the class of 2021 be complete and total dipshits... every single one of them (oh and if there is a God, buddha, spirits something...please help that class of 2022). Do not be surprised if someone tells you that your outfit is out of dress code... some parts of individualism do NOT contribute to the CHC brand: White, white, white, white, rich, rich, white, rich, really rich, oh and usually stupid. In all seriousness though, Cape Henry is full of many different types of people with different socioeconomic statuses, backgrounds, and intellectual capabilities and you can see alllllll that diversity on their advertisements because they make sure you don't know how much diversity we lack. Anyway, can't wait for you to join the dolphin family, here we do value second chances (if your parents can pay the big bucks for your unacceptable mistakes) honestly, we should add "$forgiveness$" to the 4 CHC pillars. SUMMARY: CHC = Great place, great people.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!