Canadian Parking Meter Tee
(CPM) A sex postion requiring a prostitute, a roll of quarters, a pocket knife and a bottle of Canadian maple syrup. This is an extremely difficult maneuver. It requires a lot of vigor and practice. I have been able to accomplish this feat only twice, and I am considered a Canadian Parking Meter guru. This maneuver is VERY dangerous. There are only two other documented cases of this challenge ever being completed. To start your journey of completing the CPM you'll need to engage in doggy style sex with the prostitute. Keep going until you are about to ejaculate and right as it begins to shoot out flip around and squirt that whore in the eye, but don't use all of your cum. Jump back around and cum in her asshole. Take the roll of quarters and put it in a fist, and punch that bitch in the back of the head knocking her out. Here is where the bottle of maple syrup comes in. Take the cap off and shove it in her ass emptying the bottle. Save the bottle however, you'll need it again later. Take the pocket knife and cut the bottom half of the syrup bottle off creating a makeshift funnel. Deeply insert the funnel in her ass then break the roll of quarters in the funnel allowing her payment to be timely and efficient (The syrup ensures the quarters stick to the inside of her anus. You'll need to leave as soon as possible The end result is an extremely satisfied customer and a pissed off whore. But once she takes a shit she'll see the quarters and be like "Hey he did pay me after all!"
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means