canada's history Tee
An ungodly act requiring a living bull moose, three ski-doos, 16 meters of sinew, a couple of beaver placentas, 4 tonnes of maple syrup, 17 willing people (gender non-specific) and 1200 tim horton's doughnuts (must have holes). This act is a communal sexual celebration of Canadian culture that takes place during parliamentary prorogation so that the overlord may spawn a new generation of conservative minions. This highly secret ceremony is presided over by the great Canadian overlord Stephano P. Harperissimo (known to non-Canadians as Stephen Harper). Only one non-Canadian has ever been known to participate in this ceremony, the notorious American human-catfish named Stephen Colbert, and this was only because the great overlord Harperissimo's nonbrained minions mistook Stephen for their overlord the great Stephano. It is said that Stephen spawned a new generation of super-conservative human-fish-Canadian hybrid foot soldiers who now roam the earth spreading maple syrup, dweebiness, and conflicted views on healthcare throughout the globe.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
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