Canada's History
A sex act so depraved that Stephen Colbert could not describe it on air in his Feb 4, 2010 episode. His only hints were that the act involved moose antlers, a jar of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. The act itself consists of three parts, and therefore requires three people: the first person must don the antlers, and ram into the other two as much as possible, while blind-folded, thus exhibiting the mating behavior of the Canadian moose. The second person is the one in possession of the Stanley Cup, and must apply the syrup to it, so as to lubricate it for the final act. Finally, the third person is either entered through the vagina or the anus with the Stanley Cup.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
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Great fit and soft material. Gave as gift. Big hit!
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Got exactly what I wanted.
I don't visit Urban Dictionary alit so I only recently saw they offered merch. I immediately started looking up words for potential Christmas gifts. Found the ideal gift for my brother & ordered a shirt. It arrived very quickly and I love it. It's exactly as pictured on the site and being able to customize it with his name makes it perfect. I only hope he loves it as much as I do. Will definitely keep Urban Dictionary in mind when I need to find a great gift.
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XS | 27" | 16½" |
S | 28" | 18" |
M | 29" | 20" |
L | 30" | 22" |
XL | 31" | 24" |
2XL | 32" | 26" |
3XL | 33" | 28" |
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XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |