Canada

Canada many have said is the land that the Usa wouldnt waste the time it would take to bash all 9 of the mounties that protect that barren land to plunder and pillage everything the retarded people that dont know any better then to move to a real country, but that just isnt true. The USA is way too smart to waste the one soldier that it would take to conquer the land because the great USA knows that if they wanted the only good things that come out of Canada, the whiskey, the weed, the oil, and the whores, all they would need to do is hold up a shiny nickel and lead all of the idiots to the tundra. Though all isnt lost, Canada is holding the olympics this year and have began the first ever, sure to be the most popular and famous game of all time called " Stoning the stupid fucking Canadian " , with the USA sure to take all medals in this great event !! There is only just one problem though, all residents qualify to take part, and there just is not enough time to let every qualifier to take part !!