Canada

A beautiful, peace loving nation that is populated by the largest group of sissy faggots on earth. The only country that even comes close to them is Cuba. Canada was founded thousands of years ago by the French. They like the American founders, sought to gain freedom for their beliefs. The only difference is that Americans wanted to have freedom of expression, religion, speech, a say in how their government works, etc. Canadia was founded to have a sanctuary where men would not be frounded upon for pole-smoking. They are like a San Francisco to the world. They allowed terrorists to gain entry to America on several occasions.