Canada

The largest and lonliest country in the world. Very cold in winter and very hot in summer (depending on where you live--like I said, it's big: one of our provinces is bigger than Europe). We don't have interesting accents: most people think Canadians sound like Californians, but nobody knows why. We invented basketball and snowmobiles; we have a lot of rocks, trees and maple syrup. A lot of Canadians like hockey even though lacrosse is the national sport. And hey--we don't live in igloos. Seriously. Canada almost never has wars (except sometimes when we help out the US). We like to keep the peace. It's a bit boring but not a bad place to live. Not to be confused with America. And yes, we do have polar bears and Artic tundra and the North Pole around here somewhere. It's exciting, I know.