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this is in response to some reasons to be proud to be canadian. (jordan, first post under search "canadian") each number is a smartass answer to each numbered reason he put. 1. canadian smarties are just cheap m&m's 2. ive had crispy crunch, it sucks 3. canadian football is gay 4. baseball is not canadian (doubleday dumass) 5. lacrosse is native american 6. i'll give u hockey 7. basketball is american (naysmith dumass) 8. apple pie isnt canadian, syrup is 9. idk wat mr. dress-up is, but it sounds like a pervert created it 10. ive been to tim hortons, it sucks 11. the canadians didnt fight in 1812, the british that were living there did 12. canada didnt surrender to germany b/c they didnt fight, america did and still didnt surrender 13. who cares if the english didnt ever surrender there, what does taht have to do with bitch lumberjacks? 14. if u think a bar fight is a war, that only makes people thinks canadians are bitches 15. ya, same comment as the last one 16. plaid is gay, no one in seattle thinks its cool 17. they never owned 10% of anything, do ur dam research 18. thats why we americans have guns, unlike ur poor ass's 19. that one makes no sense 20. we dont consider rednecks american, besides at least we dont chop trees for a living 21. u have no idea what ur talking about, the only thing of those u invented was velcro, and they only use velcro on kids shoes anyway 22. if u have ever gotten ur tongue stuck on a pole, then ur a fag 23. a canadian didnt invent superman, and even if he did, why do u think he made him an american business man? basically, whatim trying to say is you're either a bad liar, or a dumass canadian, which is it?
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