Cactus Cat Syndrome
Cactus Cat Syndrome (CCS) Cactus Cat Syndrome is a condition that affects women, primarily those in their reproductive years, characterized by persistent vaginal dryness and discomfort. The name *Cactus Cat* is inspired by the sensation of dryness and irritation, likening it to the feeling of touching a dry cactus. Symptoms: Severe Vaginal Dryness: The primary symptom of Cactus Cat Syndrome is an ongoing, severe dryness in the vaginal area, often accompanied by a feeling of tightness or roughness. Painful Intercourse (Dyspareunia): Women with CCS may experience significant discomfort or pain during sexual activity due to insufficient natural lubrication. Itching and Burning: Some individuals report a mild to moderate burning or itching sensation in the vaginal area, especially after prolonged periods of sitting or physical activity. Irritation and Redness: The vaginal tissues may appear inflamed or slightly red, often due to the friction caused by dryness. Urinary Tract Sensitivity: In some cases, CCS may also cause sensitivity during urination, making it feel like the urinary tract is dry or irritated.
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
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| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
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| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
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