button glutton
Button Glutton: (n.)pl. -Gluttons, Clever,rhyming slang insult to describe any woman who is a chronic,compulsive mastubatror(mastubatress?)--whether this predilliction is by choice or involuntary.BUTTON is a dated euphemism for the female CLITORIS,CLIT that cites similarities of size,shape,and form between these two disparate objects.Maybe the BUTTON GLUTTONs appeared to be buttoning/unbuttoning their skirts in doubletime? Who knows. **NOTE: I can`t take credit for this nifty,almost cute bit of slang as I am submitting it on behalf of a computerless friend.**
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