Buster

pn. (Buster the dog b. 1999-) 1) A black Scottish terrier which president George W. Bush often confused with the black briefcase containing the DEFCON 1 nuclear alert codes, due to delayed LSD syndrome, and carried onto the Marine 1 presidential helicopter under his arm. 2) One of only three presidential mascots not to be given a supreme court nomination during the Bush II Administration. (See Harriet Meyers.) 3) The only member of the first family to have a keen enough sense of smell to know to avoid Karl Rove. (See stench, pong, putrid.) n. (buster.) 1) abbr. nut buster: an unpleasant and abrasive woman. A nutcracker. (See Martha Stewart, Rosanne, Margaret Thatcher.) 2) Any frustrating or unpleasant event. 3) A generic term for a man who’s name you do not know. (Syn. buddy, mac, pal.) 4) A freckle-faced young paper boy, often seen wearing a beanie, and riding a scooter.