bushbot

Noun: (i) A dupe who falls hook, bobber and pole for the paradoxical utterances of George W. Bush; (ii) a person who blindly and unhestitatingly accepts political and moral "truths" as concocted and served up by the Bush Administration; (iii) one who appreciates warmongers and is willing to facilitate WWIII. Bushbots believe: 1. The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq. 2. Jesus loves Bush and his -bots, but hates homosexuals and the Clintons. 3. Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him, and a bad guy when Bush decided to fulfill the neocons' wet-dream of taking over Iraq. 4. The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches, while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay. 5. A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and money. 6. A good way to make our country "strong" is to bankrupt it and weaken the middle class.