Burlington
A small town in Iowa. Burlignton was once a bustling port in the steamboat era. It sits on the Mississippi River in south eastern Iowa, on the Illinois border. Burlington has a deep hisstory. Population around 25,000 - 30,000. One public high school, a somewaht run-down mall, a not so active downtown. A new complex with a hotel, virtual bowling, restaurants, a few nice bars, a waterpark, etcetera. The high school has been having problems for years, fightinhg, drop-outs, teen pregnancy, you name it. Quite a bit of weed and drinking. Most people go out on the river in the summer. Most of the population under 25 wants out of the town. A small community college is on the west side of town. A few religious private schools are in the area. It's an alright town for middle-ages people, I suppose. Very blue-collar, few professional occupations unless you work in medicine. There is a new hospital and a new casino. It's got the standard franchise places. A Supercenter Wal-Mart A Kmart, Shopko, Super Target, Hy-Vee, Casey's, Walgreens, Aldi. Has the regular Iowa-small town feel, lots of fields, friendly people, pick-up trucks.. Not half-bad if you didn't grow up here or if you didn't go to the high school.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
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Great quality and fast shipping and I just dropped my mug.
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Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
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This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Fun and soft.
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
mine says "ass" on it lol
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
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| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |