Bughead

A bug-like person who is always the butt of jokes and B-ing within his close inner circle of friends (also known as BBs and the girls). Tends to insist strongly on matters he believes in, which include but are not limited to: 1. something being THE BEST 2. having small bites when not very hungry (these are actually deceptively large meals that are voraciously consumed) 3. the existence of a liverbird (mythical bird-thing only found of the crest of Liverpool F.C.) 4. using self-deprecating email addresses containing hints to his own true secret identity (e.g. bughead88@hotmail.com) 5. imposing himself wherever he may go, be it leeching off an aunt's accommodation in Alaska, a friend's cakeshop in Taiwan, or his fellow BBs by demanding a free dinner 10 days before his actual birthday) - all of which have given him the proud reputation of being an international freeloader 6. having an alter ego such as JWSG (Jurong West Sexy Guy) to prove his considerable bugheadedness 7. forcibly causing his fellow BBs to engage in self-taupoking, out of their frustration when he fails to grasp clear opportunities presented in front of him due to his penchant for extreme pessimism 8. taking pictures in foreign lands such as scenic Alaska with his arms spread wide open, and sheer bliss written all over his face --------------------------------------------------------------------