budd dwyer
1987 pennsylvania state treasurer budd dwyer republican found guilty of taking 300,000 dollars of tax kickback money in a conspiracy...stealing thief... he had a press conference the day before his conviction..jan. 22 1987 it was a cold snowy morning.. budd's wife told him "just give them a piece of your mind, don't go shooting your mouth off" before the press conference budd thought he was going to get 55 years in jail... people thought he was resigning at the press conference... bitches just didn't know.. after a while of rambling on stage.. in front of an audience and a live tv crew... people thought he was resigning... he rambled about how wrong our justice system was... proclaiming his innocence.. he said he once voted for the death penalty... and now he regretted it because now he understood that the justice system could be wrong...and an innocent man could be guilty for a crime he didn't commit dwyer said life had been like living in the twillight zone recently... he rambled on and on...sweaty and nervous.. he began handing out envelopes with his suicide note in it.. then he pulled a .357 magnum out a manilla envelope people didn't really notice for a few seconds bitches started yelling "no budd, budd, no"! he told the camera crew to don't stop filming... he told those who would be easily offended to leave the room... budd fuckin dwyer didn't fuckin resign so he put the gun to his mouth and blew his brains.. fell like a damn sack of fat bald potatoes yelling, screaming...blood pouring from his nose, any body got a tissue? bitches don't know bout no budd dwyer televised suicide he didn't resign to die in office so his wife could get a million dollars... a million dollars to pay all his damn court fees... his co-conspirator got convicted the next day... the co-conspirator was supposed to get 55 years like budd... but only got 1 year in jail....but it got shorted to 7 months... budd would have gotten 7 months too....but he didn't know... budd's televised suicide became a joke for the next 20 years.. everyone laughs at the suicide footage kids in PA drill holes in quarters and call it a budd dwyer commemerative he exploited himself... the video is on "faces of death", "bowling for columbine", youtube, google.. a shock value enthusiast novelty everybody laughs at the video of budd having oral sex with a .357 magnum
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| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
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