brsb

The Brondi Racking Surfie Bandits derive from the remote territory that lies between the hallowed sands of bronte and bondi beaches. The region remains relatively secluded due to the fear of being abused by the brsb faithful. Although frightfully intimidating, according to folk law, brsb members have been known to fall victim to the power of the mullet and various other haircuts with the slightest resemblance to it. Approach with caution...and pick us up some chips from the Bronte chippa while your at it. Cheers Extract from the Australian Financial Review 5th July 2003: BRSB shareholders continue to be among the most affluent people in Australia with dividend yields in excess of 67%. However in parliament, treasurer Peter Costello and fellow cabinet members have expressed some concern as to where the funds may be used - "who knows what the fuck these brsb lunatics are going to do with money of these proportions?!, we suggest that people avoid all eastern suburb beaches at any cost"