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If you're not in a filthy ghetto, you're surrounded by some of the stupidest "rich white kids" in the world, usually Italian or Russian. Brooklyn is full of drug dealers, wiggers, and sweet sweet statutory rape. If you're a 20 year-old loser who can't get pussy your own age, come to Brooklyn (or Staten Island, the country's garbage dump) and find a loose, insecure 14 year-old whose parents beat her every night, and she's yours for the taking. You'll find dirty old men honking their horns at girls young enough to be their daughters hoping that they'll enter their car and suck them off in a dark alley somewhere. Watch filthy animals drink their lives away and drop out of high school to earn their G.E.D and maybe enroll in the closest community college so they can live in their parents' house until they turn 25 all the while taking care of they baby mama's child they had together when he was 17. Watch the dregs of society delude themselves into thinking their lives have any meaning, when in reality they're doomed to either flipping burgers or dealing crack. Geez, they can't even get good drugs in Brooklyn. Brooklyn S-U-C-K-S.
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