Bromon Tee
The rare subculture of the religious group related to Mormonism in which an individual has personal or fashion characteristics that reflect the bro culture while still adhering to the moral guidelines of the Mormon faith. Essentially they are comprised of one part bro, one part Mormon, and are confined to the state of Utah. Unlike the typical All American bro that solely feeds off of protein shakes, Natty Ice, and Chipotle, the bromon still adheres to the, "Word of Wisdom" meaning they abstain from consuming alcohol, tea, and anything else that the devil has tainted. Following the Mormon opposition of tattoos a true Bromon will not bear the common tribal insignia or crucifix tattoos of a bro, therefore making it at times more difficult to identify them. Bromons, similar to bros, spend a female amount of money on their cloths, making it so that they can be spotted by their dress: hats worn at an angle, no fear or Tapout shirts (with or without sleeves), shorts to provide a reason for leg days, and long socks that have the Nike logs that matches the color of another article of clothing. Common to other bros the Bromon will not pass up the chance to check himself out on any shiny surface, and will naturally flex in front of any mirror. Essentially they are all that is a bro except they slay bible versus instead of beer and chicks.
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Customer Reviews
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
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The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!