Brodie
Even though Brodie may have a penis, he doesn't know how to use it. He prefers to look good and have long blond hair. He will always bitch out about how he looks on pics, and the way his hair is, like a stupid chick. Even though he looks tough on his Myspace/Facebook page and easily offends people on the Internet in real life he is a complete coward. Likes bragging about girls, but don't get upset - that girl was either his cousin, or a blind ugly granny aged 79. Also he thinks he is a "Straight Age" but honestly he just to chicken to drink or smoke. He choses drunk drug addicts as girlfriends, cause those kind of girls are always high and while being high are not able to see his face. But once they get off the weed they run like fuck from Brodie, that's why he tries to get girls on the internet putting pics of them naked where the face is not very clear seen(u know why). From all good genres of music Brodie listens to the most crappy and shitty - heavy metal. Also Brodies are often fat. Or at least they WERE fat in childhood, and that's where they get their complexes. Log Story short - Brodie is a fucking loser, if you ever date Brodie, well, then.. You're becoming loser's gf. He will use you as a justification that he's not a loser/outsider/faggot, but let's face it - he is. All he says is a total bullshit, don't ever believe him. Most of the time brace faced. Two faced. Bastard. Faggot. Renegade. Coward. Fatty. - All those words perfectly describe boy named Brodie.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
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This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
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| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
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| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |