Brochilling

The act of sticking a man's penis into another man's asshole and staying locked in the position for an amount of time varying on how much you two are bros. Rules: {The whole goal is to not be gay in doing the act, thus:} There are only 2 positions: cowboy and reverse cowboy. If you look into the other dudes eyes in the cowboy position, it is gay. If you make a thrusting or any type of action in the lower abdomen, it is gay. If you climax, it is gay. (pre-seminal fluids don't count) If you talk to each other, it is not gay, unless you bitch or do something woman-like. If you exchange love notes, it is gay. If money exchanges hands, it is not gay under any circumstance. Being a dedicated misogynist is encouraged. Being a fag is accepted only if he does not break the rules. Bro-rape is discouraged. To prevent this, use lubricant or vasoline for easier and less sore-enabling brochilling.