bro hoe

Bro Ho (I compiled everyones and edited slightly) - peroxide damaged hair - orange skin - between the age of fourteen and tewenty. - lower back tattoo (often depicting a butterfly or hibiscus flowers) - thinks UGGs go with everything - wears skater and surf apparel but participates in neither activity - wears velour track suits anywhere and anytime, including movie/dinner dates and church - has a beer gut and wears jeans that are two sizes too small (muffin top). - thinks spring break in Cancun qualifies 'well-traveled' - has a naval piercing or naval piercing scar - dates a guy who drives a lifted truck/SUV OR drives her own lifted truck/SUV - butt crack and thong are always visible - wears the following brands: No Fear, So Cal, 187 Inc., Alpinestars, Black Flys, DVD, Electric, Famous, FMF, Hitman, Hoven,Hustler, Metal Mulisha, MOB INC., Reef, Skin, SPY, SRH, and Tap Out - most of their pictures include some variation of a sideways peace sign - tries to fit in with 'the guys' but in the end is used for sex - very popular in school and spends 99% of her time on myspace - very often seen in 661 - they love platform flip flops with SHORT skirts and NO undies. - they love pushup bras & low cut shirts. - wife beaters of various colors - some are sluts, others are sweet. - are spoiled out of their mind, but use all the money they get from their parents to spend on things that make them look like white trash. + 100 bro ho points if she listens to Linkin Park, Hoobastank, Nickelback, or any rap-rock fusion. + 1,000 bro ho points if she considers Britney Spears, Jenna Jameson, or Paris Hilton a personal inspiration. - and they DGAF!