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An ignorant, uneducated white male of usually of low social class and self esteem who's number one priority in his adolecensce , young adulthood and many times life is the attainment of what he defines masculinity which he feels is attained by listening to poorly crafted heavy music (Disturbed, Korn, Limp Bizkit, Slayer, Kotton Mouth Kings ect.), drinking large,unhealthy quantities of alchohol, Racism,mistreating women through practices of physical abuse, sexual deviance and harrassment smoking large quantities of marijuana which most of the time leads to crank, meth ect...this is the reason wy the High Desert of San Bernardino has been dubed by the government the "Meth Capital of the World", driving rediculiously large trucks, buying with their paycheck usless motor toys such as dirt bikes, jet skis, dune buggies to ride on holidays at Glamis, "The River" ect. instead of an education, showing up at whatever show they can get tickets for and doing what LA band Broken needle defines as "The Beer Cup Dance". Bros usually don the uniform of saggy dickies pants or shorts, black socks, black windbreakers, sweatbands worn on the forearm, black baseball caps turned slighty to the side with the bill folded up, fat DVS or Osiris sneakers,Ridiculously large belt buckles and any clothing that involves an Iron cross, Famous Stars and Straps, Fox Racing ect. , they often wear pooka shells and reek of cat piss weed and cheap colon.Bros cheif inhabitance in the southern half of the state of California are the cities and surrounding areas of Beuamont "Bro mont", Cherry Valley, The High Desert, Lake Perris, Hemet,Barstow, Yucaipa, and Mentone ect...
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Proofread much? She might seem "quite"? Please fix the spelling to "quiet". Can't believe I was considering this purchase...
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