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An ignorant, uneducated white male of usually of low social class and self esteem who's number one priority in his adolecensce , young adulthood and many times life is the attainment of what he defines masculinity which he feels is attained by listening to poorly crafted heavy music (Disturbed, Korn, Limp Bizkit, Slayer, Kotton Mouth Kings ect.), drinking large,unhealthy quantities of alchohol, Racism,mistreating women through practices of physical abuse, sexual deviance and harrassment smoking large quantities of marijuana which most of the time leads to crank, meth ect...this is the reason wy the High Desert of San Bernardino has been dubed by the government the "Meth Capital of the World", driving rediculiously large trucks, buying with their paycheck usless motor toys such as dirt bikes, jet skis, dune buggies to ride on holidays at Glamis, "The River" ect. instead of an education, showing up at whatever show they can get tickets for and doing what LA band Broken needle defines as "The Beer Cup Dance". Bros usually don the uniform of saggy dickies pants or shorts, black socks, black windbreakers, sweatbands worn on the forearm, black baseball caps turned slighty to the side with the bill folded up, fat DVS or Osiris sneakers,Ridiculously large belt buckles and any clothing that involves an Iron cross, Famous Stars and Straps, Fox Racing ect. , they often wear pooka shells and reek of cat piss weed and cheap colon.Bros cheif inhabitance in the southern half of the state of California are the cities and surrounding areas of Beuamont "Bro mont", Cherry Valley, The High Desert, Lake Perris, Hemet,Barstow, Yucaipa, and Mentone ect...
The Urban Dictionary Tee
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |