BriTTAny

noun./ female born in the mid-to-late 1980’s who possesses every attractive quality known to man; authentic, thoughtful and empathetic, but will destroy deliberate assholes; unfailingly loyal; can be stubborn at times and averse to change; smarter than you, so don’t even try to bullshit; built like a brick shit house; mighty, mighty. Note: imitations began emerging in the mid-to-late 1990’s, along with spelling variations. These cheap copies are easily spotted, as they will not emit the magical and irresistible aura of an original. Confirm baby got back before establishing authenticity.