Bristol

Bristol is the only suburban town, but called a city, you will see a 14 year old on a skateboard carrying a 40oz while smoking a cigarette. It is also the only place you can catch people dealing drugs on the street attached to the police station. The only place where the cops care less than anything about dui this side of the mississippi. And why? Because the towns newspaper tells you where the DUI checkpoints are the day before. It is the place where the middle-schoolers party harder than your average college student. White suburbia at its finest. The only place you can find a wizard waving to you on a busy intersection or perhaps a vietnam vet who took rides a bicycle that he stole and yells crazy things, and everyones pretty sure he has a steady diet of malt liquor. Bristol is the amsterdam of connecticut, everyone you know sells drugs. Most of them are the most wannabe malibus most wanted type gangsta kids ever. Bristol is the one city you love to hate and somehow can never leave. Home of espn.