Brisbane

The most dead boring town on the entire planet where nothing ever changes except the weather. Full of old people but still 30 years behind Sydney. Pretends to be a major city but is farrr from it. The food sucks and brisbanites usually survive purely off KFC, stale bread or rotten bananas from Coles. This atrocious diet usually results in most of the species looking like inbreds, except for some of the women, who for some strange reason are often drop dead gorgeous. Who knows what they're trying to impress though in this flat as town. Oh wait, sorry, it's far from flat and you can't even walk outside without burning 3000 calories. The worst thing though is probably the obsession over what school your kid goes to, as well as the massive number of toxic normies who pretend they don't know you (even though they have for 20 years).