Brime Tee
Brime; which can be known as Brime Slime or Brown Mucas is a word describing the fluid secreted by the elusive creature Yava. - See definition of 'Yava' Yava are rare and old creatures which have ansestors that date back to the Crustaceous period. Yava however unlike humans do not have quickly devolping brains, and the Yava have still not caught up with the rapidly developed brain of the human. This explains the sometimes horrific and gruesome actions a Yava can comitt. Little is still known about the Yava, which remains have been found in caves all round the world, but the most concentration of remains are found in caves north of Istanbul. All Yava secrete a Brown Slime or Brown Mucas (Brime) either through Ejaculation, Sneezing or Snarzing. The ejaculation is often used for farcical reasons, for the Yava's own humour or for sex. While sneezes are purely accidental, a 'Snarzing Fit', a massive sneezing fit that is unique to Yava is not. Most 'Ejaculation Attacks' are not fatal, though in theory should be to the victim after the Yava can leave them with hideous scars for life. Several 'Ejaculation attacks' from Yava have been recorded, one famous attack being that on little Jimmy Corbitt.There was no footage of the attack though a reconstruction of the attack is in making at the moment.There was also no evidence except the screams heard from many residents in the nearby area and the Brime left on Little Jimmy Corbitt's face. He couldn't preserve this as evidence as he couldnt help but wash it off Immediately.
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mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
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The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex