Bridgewater Tee
A town located in North Central Somerset County, New Jersey. It is often stereotyped be being dominated by snobby rich kids who think they are from Orange County, actually this is only half true. Bridgewater is a geographically huge town that is somehow 99999 times more boring than the majority of the other smaller towns around it (namely Somerville). The population ranges from the preppy, obnoxious rich kids who wear only Abercrombie, Hollister and so on...but also to the wiggers of neighborhoods like Bradley Gardens ("BG") and Finderne, the towns two comparatively lower income neighborhoods (which are still well above the national average either way). In between, you find scene kids, shitloads of them, Bridgewater is known for having the hgihest concentration of scene kids anywhere in New Jersey except maybe Hillsborough...who all flock at the shittastic Bridgewater Commons Mall, which is a terrible ripoff mall and if your going to pay that much, you are seriously better off at Short Hills than at that dump. Most of the adults in Bridgewater are completly oblivious to how terrible of a place Bridgewater is, as the majority of them either a. Grew up their or b. Are from the crappy towns in North Jersey and NYC/Long Island and wanted to live somewhere "secluded" and "scenic"...the majority is that at least 3/4 of the kids in Bridgewater want to leave it...the only even remotely interesting thing to do in town is play lazer tag at the Sports Arena, which is actually really good, but good luck having it be a convience, because in Bridgewater you could be 20 minutes away while still having the same zip code.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex