Bricktown

You know if you're from Toms River you're an Uncle Dad and jealous of your neighboring town Bricktown. You are jealous because we only need two schools to harbor our non-incest population not four. Anyway, you know your from Brick if you can defeat everyone at beer pong, we mean everyone. We bring beer pong with us no matter where we go and we own. Yes, maybe we are known for being the safest town in the United States of America but that never stops us from being awesome. Hell nothing ever stops that. I mean atleast half our graduating class isn't popping out babies. Don't ever think you can out beat us at anything. Like the class of 2007 at BTHS, had the best prom ever. Who else has a prom on a boat? Toms River would like that so when their sluts are birthing babies in the bathroom they could get rid of it easier. So, Toms River when you clean up your act and stop having sex with your moms give us a call on how to be awesome.