Brexit geezer tee

A "brexit geezer" is a British man who enjoys drinking alcohol, watching football and being at the pub. Brexit geezers are usually 35-60 years old. HOW THEY GOT THEIR NAME The word "brexit" comes from the time where Great Britain was no longer part of Europe. They are named "brexit geezers" because they wanted Great Britain to be a separate country. The word "geezer" is a slang word for "man." THE BREXIT GEEZER NAMES Brexit geezers usually have typical, middle-aged, British man like: Bill, Dave, Terry, Steve etc. A BREXIT GEEZER'S FAMILY Most of the time, they have a wife that's usually a "facebook mum" and his kids may be "chavs" or "roadmen." A BREXIT GEEZER'S PERSONALITY We are going to split the average "brexit geezer" personality into two halves, pros and cons. PROS • Good old chap • Always has time for a pint • Passionate (about their favourite football team). • Proud (of their country). CONS • Racist • Homophobic • Sleezy • Scruffy • Slob • Lazy THINGS YOU CAN DO TO FIND OUT MORE INFO ABOUT "BREXIT GEEZERS" 1. Listen to the wonderful song "day in the life of a true brexit geezer" 2. Visit a local pub and try to have a deep, meaningful conversation with one 3. Google up "brexit geezer" and have a good look at their appearance 4. Google some questions about "brexit geezers" and find out more facts HAVE A GOOD DAY!!!

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

  • Soft, lightweight everyday tee
  • Comfortable unisex fit
  • Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
  • Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
  • Bella+Canvas 3001
  • Every order personally reviewed
  • Returns & defect-free guarantee

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I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".

Rick S. Sep 11

Very comfortable and love the tyoeface

John E. Sep 5
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Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.

Angela J. Sep 2
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FUCK you urban dictionary.

Nah N. Aug 21
Review by Malachy G.

My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain

Malachy G. Aug 6
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The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.

Dian C. Aug 5
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AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!

scarlett Jul 31
Review by Kristen G.

I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !

Kristen G. Jul 22
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hehe mine said skibidi

alpha g. Jul 22
Review by Fred F.

Feels great love the shitt

Fred F. Jul 3
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Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.

Smitha M. Jul 3
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Wore it to school.

Monica L. Jun 28

Love this shirt so much

Joey L. Jun 16
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Review by No M.

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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