Brett Tee
Brett will steal your heart and then claim to have no idea what you're talking about when asked. He is incredibly cute and very smart and observant but refutes both these claims. He cannot deny his modesty. He is incredibly creative but saves it for himself. Brett is a patient and forgiving man, open-minded and even-tempered: he can be the most chill guy in the room at the same time as he's being the center of attention. He will take your abuse and your judgements for the shit you call him out for, then completely refuse to dish it back at you when you are guilty of the same dumb shit or worse. But don't be fooled: he has a rage locked away that will flow like cold lava, slowly but unstoppable in its mission, and the most damaging and humbling acts of vengeance will be metted out in just retribution just as soon as he has you convinced that all is forgiven and forgotten. He is responsible and wise. Brett is strong. Brett is the most intense love of your life that you'll never get over and will always be the one that makes you realize how much you still have to learn. Amazing kisser... amazing lover, amazing sadness you wish you could take the burden of away for him. Brett is the man you love enough to realize the best thing you can do for him is to not be in his life anymore. And yet you'll always wonder...
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.