Brett Tee
Brett will steal your heart and then claim to have no idea what you're talking about when asked. He is incredibly cute and very smart and observant but refutes both these claims. He cannot deny his modesty. He is incredibly creative but saves it for himself. Brett is a patient and forgiving man, open-minded and even-tempered: he can be the most chill guy in the room at the same time as he's being the center of attention. He will take your abuse and your judgements for the shit you call him out for, then completely refuse to dish it back at you when you are guilty of the same dumb shit or worse. But don't be fooled: he has a rage locked away that will flow like cold lava, slowly but unstoppable in its mission, and the most damaging and humbling acts of vengeance will be metted out in just retribution just as soon as he has you convinced that all is forgiven and forgotten. He is responsible and wise. Brett is strong. Brett is the most intense love of your life that you'll never get over and will always be the one that makes you realize how much you still have to learn. Amazing kisser... amazing lover, amazing sadness you wish you could take the burden of away for him. Brett is the man you love enough to realize the best thing you can do for him is to not be in his life anymore. And yet you'll always wonder...
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨