Brenting

1. (noun) – A Brenting is an act so reckless, so unhygienic, and so tragically common that it should probably be reported to the CDC. Symptoms include regret, dehydration, the sudden inability to sit comfortably, and the haunting realization that you were definitely not his first victim that night. 2. (verb) – To Brent someone is to leave them emotionally hollow, physically compromised, and questioning whether they need to send an apology text to their mother. It’s less of an intimate experience and more of a biological hazard. 3. (lifestyle) – To live like a Brent is to be a walking public service announcement on why people should use protection and always verify their Uber before getting in. A Brent doesn’t just ghost—he vanishes, leaving behind nothing but lingering shame and an unexplained burning sensation.