Breakfast of Champions

A breakfast that your mom probobly wouldn't serve you. The average BoC (Breakfast of Champions) consists of things that do not require cooking and are consequently very popular with single men. Most BoCs are made up of any combination of the following: Alcohol (often cheap beer) tobacco (ussually cigarettes) pop tarts (not toasted) cereal-minus the milk (unless the milk is chunky) caffine (usually coffee, Mt Dew or cola) asprin Some of the better BoCs may also include oral sex from (and sometimes given to)a girlfriend or one night stand. Note: Some BoCs are cooked, but not by man enjoying the meal. The most common sources of the cooked BoC are resturaunts like the Waffle House, IHOP, Denny's and the local diner type establishment. These must include pancakes, hash browns, ketchup, biscuits and gravy, ketchup, hot sauce and/or lots of butter and grease.