boyfrienditis

an unfortunate condition where a girl, who might have actually been a decent friend/person prior to getting a boyfriend, turns into a huge douchebag. -becomes completely absorbed in her relationship -stops spending time with her real, genuine friends and ditches them to spend time with her boyfriend (who is usually a huge asshole) and his dumb bros -gives into her boyfriend's every desire and hangs on every word that comes out of his mouth, acts like his property -makes up elaborate lies to get away with her shitty behavior -tries to give other girls advice about guys -doesn't care about anything other than her stupid boyfriend -will spend innumerable amounts of hours watching her boyfriend and his friends play video games, but won't answer calls or texts from her actual friends -will likely fall on her ass all alone after the break-up because she has alienated all of her real friends