Bowdyn Tee
An individual that typically looks permanently under the age of twelve, and peculiarly shaped. Take caution, for the bowdyn is particularly well known for attempting to run over family members with with automobile. do not judge so harshly as they cannot see over the wheel anyway so it isn’t on person. a bowdyn typically has 12 multicolored (gay) booster seats hanging in their closet most are for everyday but be sure to check in if they are using the black one it means they are feeling an extreme amount of inner angst & may be in need of a physiatric evaluation. Bowdyn a will often mock women of the cloth by performing what they call a “holy shit” which consists of wearing a complete nuns habit & defecating on a cross and rosary while saying 7 hail marys and 500 our fathers. if you ever find a bowdyn don’t let them go they are unique and special… in that when you find a bowdyn or rather a bowdyn finds you, you become bound to the eldrirch horror by way of a nasty std contracted from the bowdyn, the bowdyn imparts this disease only when it finds its victim whom it shackles itself to, it will saunter over, bow & say “ milady could i have the honor of perchance escorting you to my mothers basement for a cup of ramen?” and then when you reel back in disgust the bowdyn locks eyes with you and blood ejaculates from the slimes white orbs that it sees through and the bacteria from the blood seeps into any orifice on your face it can get into. congrats you know owe a life debt Bowdyn
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Customer Reviews
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
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The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨
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