Bousie Sloozie Tee
'Bousie Sloozie' is short for 'bourgeoisie sloozie' (short version is pronounced: "boozy sloozy"). 'Bourgeoisie' is used, typically in communist or socialist rhetoric, to refer to those who are better off, or the 'haves' (as opposed to the 'have-nots' -- i.e. 'the proletariat'). The bourgeoisie benefit from the capitalist economy, so they are heavily biased in favor of the prevailing system. 'Sloozie' is a combination of 'slut' and the old school 'floozie'. A 'bousie sloozie' is someone who is a slut-floozie* for capitalism. This does not just mean sex for money or cultural capital, although that might apply. More often, such a person kisses major ass - indiscriminately - to climb socially in the class hierarchy. *the difference is only in connotation and the fact that it's more fun to say. Floozie is not taken as seriously, and therefore cuts down slightly on the more negative connotations that can accompany 'slut' as used by the pigs who slut shame people who are just trying to be a little free.
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Customer Reviews
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum