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Lets have a definition coming from someone who actually has lived in Southie (South Boston) their whole life and has seen a lot of people and know what its like. 1. This place fucking blows. There is nothing to do, it is overrun by conceited chavswho think they fucking own everything because they vandalize shit and pick on kids younger than them. If you wanna go to the movies, you have to hike it to the nearest bus stop. Then wait for an hour for the bus to come. Then go all the way downtown and walk another ten blocks to the movie theater while being quacked at by yuppies in duck tour boat and run into crazy hobos and desperate street vendors. You can't wear one single thing of black hear without a fourteen year old wearing a burberry cap calling you a goth. You can't speak your mind without getting jumped. If you have an issue with a chavette, they get their chav boyfriends to jump your non chav boyfriend who has nothing to do with it. Girls here tend to wear tight jeans with their thongs hanging out, fake silver hoops and smoke so much that its disgusting. The girls lose their virginity to mansluts here when they are fourteen. Their bleached blond hair is straightened with an actual iron because they are too "ghetto" to afford a straightener even though their parents are fucking filthy rich. But some shitty ass teenagers have fun here. Hanging out in local parking lots, sharing the same cigarrette and vandalizing shit. Then there is the fighting. Oh, the fighting never stops. People take street fighting up as a sport in the NBA. The guys think they are fucking John Cena when they are really scrawny little shrimps wearing oversized teeshirts. The girls swear every three words and smoke like crazy, and drink and fuck and slut around. But they somehow appear adorable to their men.

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