boobnesia

boob amnesia; a condition in which memory is disturbed or lost as a direct result of seeing boobs especially large ones. Most common in the male species. People with boobnesia may be disoriented and confused. This memory deficit can cause problems at work, in school, or in social settings. In most cases, boobnesia is a temporary condition and is very brief, lasting from a few seconds to a few hours. However, the duration can be longer depending upon the person, possibly lasting for a few weeks or even months. In some instances, the boobnesia never goes away.