Bond University Tee
Bond University is a notorious Australian diploma mill that is governed by delusional academic staff, and supported by a wealthy student population heavily addicted to drugs, alcohol and prescription medication. The University is located in a satellite town called Varsity Lakes, a Truman show meets Kath & Kim urban nightmare that is riddled with drug related crime and inhabited by dull silver spooned internationalists. Notorious for ill-fated behavior, it is commonplace for Bond University students to abuse drugs and prescription medicine in what are known socially as 'xanax parties'. Dex-amphetamine is customarily traded for academic purposes and usually cost between 5-10 dollars each, available from cash-strapped Sydneysiders who cannot wholly afford the expensive consumer culture at Bond. The campus is a dumping ground for rich, spoilt, neglected and trouble-some young adults; with the added novelty of customarily hosting different 'batches' of assimilation-devoid International students every semester. English is not commonly spoken at Bond, nor properly understood by a majority of the student body. Bond University students are called 'Bondie's', and when grouped together, are made up of the most self-centered, destructive and narcissistic humans imaginable. The University has no accreditation in The United States, and many other countries, and in 2009, the Medical school was on the verge of collapse.
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Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
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Fun and soft.
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Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
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Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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