Bohs

Bohemian FC The best, most honest football club in Ireland. Found in 1890 and based in Phibsboro on Dublin's north side, Bohs are everything a football team should be... badly run, shite football, crumbling old stadium, moaning fans, cold chips, wonky floodlights, fringe lunatics. The closest thing to heaven on earth. Bohs' colours are red and black, usually seen in vertical stripes on the jersey. Dalymount Park in near Dublin's city centre has been the home of Bohs since 1901 but in an effort to attract more fans, investors, sponsors and media coverage the club is now looking to move to a new stadium on the outskirts of Dublin in a deal which will result in Bohemian FC being one of the richest clubs in Europe. Whether that money will be spent on investing in the future and securing Champions League football for years to come is anyone's guess at the moment. Don't be surprised if the millions get blown on right footed donkeys with two nleft feet and a manager who can't tell his back four from his back side. Local rivals include Shamrock Rovers and St Patrick's Athletic. Much as they'd like to consider themselves rivals, the club known as Shelboune are irrelevant.