Bohemian lawn chair Tee
The Bohemian lawn chair is a certified impression maker, Perfect for those dare to be great situations. The Bohemian lawn chair is a maneuver that starts of with the male participant penetrating the female participant from behind in a sort of standing doggy-style i.e. Taking her from behind as she's bent over with her hands against a wall to brace herself. Nearing his climax he starts by grabbing a fistful of her hair and holding it tight and then with his free hand he reaches around to her side and places his hand flat on her stomach to monitor her breathing and after patiently timing it just right and at the point of her exhale where her lungs are at their emptiest he quickly and forcefully drives his fist into her stomach knocking the wind out of her as much as possible then using that fistful of hair to push her head forward thus folding her in half like a lawn chair as he takes her as hard and fast as he can trying to reach ejaculation before she's able to unfold herself. Nothing says summer time is here like the Bohemian lawn chair.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.