Bogan

A bogan is an individual, usually of a lower class background who possess very little respect for women, children, their socio-economic superiors or the tax-payer. These despicable and useless human beings, if indeed such a term is relevant or even warranted, have acquired unwarranted notoriety for their heavy consumption of cheap bourbon, beer (often Victoria Bitter), rum and cigarettes such as Winfield Blue (Winnie Blues), Escort Red (Eccie Reds) and in some cases, Super Kings. They are also known for possessing an early model Holden Commodore or Ford Falcon in unroadworthy condition, often parked out the front of Government Housing. On the topic of Government Housing, sitting on the front porch, there is often a disgusting old couch on which the bogan will consume unsafe amounts of aforementioned alcohol, cigarettes and marijuana. These repulsive people, if not found participating in one or more activities in the previous paragraph, are often at the pub, the tobacconist or at another bogan's unbelievably humble abode (Government Housing). On other occasions, they may be found in a Centrelink queue arguing with the staff as to why his payments have ceased, or having a domestic dispute with his dearly beloved (bashing the missus). Often these impoverished individuals possess new electronic equipment such as a Playstation 3, XBOX 360 and a Plasma Screen Television, the reason for which may be simply explained by pointing out that bogans spend the Baby Bonus on this nifty equipment instead of the baby. This is about to change, thanks to our Federal Government...