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John F. Kennedy: For time and the world do not stand still. Change is the law of life. And those who look only into the past or the present are certain to miss the future. John F. Kennedy: I said, 'are certain to miss the future'! Fidel Castro: laughs Coño... I missed that. Robert McNamara: Prime Minister Castro, this missile crisis was the last straw. We almost blew ourselves up. Now we invited you here today... John F. Kennedy: In good faith! Robert McNamara: ... in good faith, to sort this thing out. Fidel Castro: (pointing at Nixon) And why is he here? He lost! John F. Kennedy: As I always say, forgive your enemies, but remember their names. Now gentlemen, as I like to think, in the long history of the world, that there are only a few generations... Richard Nixon: (looking frantic and ducking) Sounds like someone breaking in... John F. Kennedy: Just the storm, Dick. Sit down. (zombies break in) Richard Nixon: Oh my God! Robert McNamara: It appears the Pentagon has been breached. John F. Kennedy: Zombies. Gentlemen, at times like these our capacity to retaliate must be and has to be massive, to deter all forms of aggression. John F. Kennedy: Gentlemen, lock and load! Fidel Castro: Viva la Revolution. Robert McNamera: Any last words, Mr. President? Richard Nixon: Yes Jack, any superlative words of inspiration for your humble troops? John F. Kennedy: Do not pray for easy lives, my friends. Pray to be stronger men.

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