bleedoutofyourassitis Tee
A term describing a condition which, unless promptly treated, causes those afflicted by it to slowly die from bleeding out of their anus. If you or one of your friends experiences some or all of the following symptoms: your shit turning red, red stains on the toilet paper you used to wipe your ass, your asshole suddenly experiencing a large increase in its diameter and/or circumference, chronic pain in your rear or every-time you sit down, strange and often random objects suddenly appearing in or out of your asshole etc....you are at a serious risk of having this sickness and should immediately get your asshole checked out by a trained physician. Scientists know very little about bleedoutofyourassitis, but recent studies have shown that it spreads via "carriers" who are highly resistant, but not immune to the sickness themselves. These co called "carriers" tend to exhibit some or all of the following personality characteristics: extreme aggressiveness, above average strength, disregard for life other than their own, and a strange obsession with assholes and shoving things in them that normally wouldn't fit. Scientists have also identified a gene in the DNA of certain humans that makes them more susceptible to bleedoutofyourassitis. This gene is also directly related to having certain personality characteristics, such as: getting on people's nerves, doing things without thinking them through, not having the ability and/or willingness to protect one-self's behind etc.
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Customer Reviews
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
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The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨