black rifle disease

Condition: When you eat, sleep, & drink black rifles, AR's(Armalite-Rifle), have an uncontrollable urge & can't stop buying AR's or AR related stuff. Causes: People catch BRD from shooting black rifles, & may be at risk if their favorite smell is gunpowder or gun solvents/oils, 1 or more of your parents or gp's has BRD. People with BRD may use & abuse AR15's, AR10's, AR12's, AR22's & now AR47's. Additional calibers of black rifles may worsen your condition. Cure: There is no cure for BRD, but people can live happy & healthy lives as long as it's properly treated. Treatment: Treatments include handling, shooting, cleaning AR's. Studies have shown group therapy to be effective. Meet other people suffering from BRD at 3-gun & high power matches. Deer & other large & small game hunting may also be effective therapy. Responsibilities: Think carefully before letting someone who's never shot a black rifle shoot one of yours. It's extremely likely they will catch BRD immediately. If you are responsible for someone's BRD you should be there for them, counsel them, help with treatment, take them shooting. BRD is unlikely to go dormant, even in someone who has only shot a black rifle once. Be supportive of each other. If you know someone with BRD, reach out & see if they want to go shooting, hunting, or whatever. The disease is stronger when you're alone, get & stay around other people with BRD, your BRD & it's symptoms may lessen over time, or it may get worse, lol. Good luck!