Bish Tee
An unclassified miniscule organism that is native to South America. Key characteristics include, unnaturally large eyeballs, a thick coat of fur, and a lack of skeleton (globular-shaped organism). Bishes ihhabit the inside of cacti and are not exposed to large amounts of sunlight, which accounts for their naturally large eyeballs. They have a thick fur coating year-round, which protect them from predators. Their body shape is not distinct as they lack a skeleton. Their method of movement can be described as being "slink-like", quite like the famous "Slinkies" of the 1990s. Mother bishes are conisderably larger than their offspring and are very protective of their young. They exhibit maternal characteristics similar to mother chimpanzees. Mother bishes consume the inner walls of the cacti they inhabit and process the cacti material so it is suitable for safe consumption for their offspring. Bishes are a newly discovered species and are undergoing much investigation in order to be properly classified. Some have been captured and have been successfully domesticated to serve as household pets.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..