Bis Tee
BIS is short for Jose Luis. He is a the person that makes every moment enjoyable. Jumps out of closets to scare you & when you’re frustrated dances around in hotel rooms to make you smile. A man that will cuddle with you although they hate it, but does it just to make you happy. A man who goes out of his way to show you the moon because they know you like that corny shit. A man who smiles so big in pics but hates taking pics. A man who with his smile & adorable dimple can make you blush. A man that accepts you as you are although he will constantly remind you how weird & annoying you are. A man that doesnt forget he owes you a massage after he falls asleep or ‘accidentally’ had sex with you when you massaged him. A man that can get you extremely turned on & excited about trying new things. He makes you enjoy every lick, touch & kiss. He is insanely into you during sex & will make you feel sexy & cared for. A man that acts tough but deep down has the biggest heart. Although he calls himself the tin man, he loves so hard, & can be seen by the way he takes care of his dog. He is also a man that helps his parents & although complains about it, wouldn't feel comfortable leaving them alone. A man with a passion for life, his football, his guns & his hobbies. He wouldn't be the same without them. Although the teams he roots for keeps losing he is a hard core fan. Bis, a man that will steal your heart & can make you absolutely happy. You’re lucky to know him.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.