Bionicle

The thing I sell day in, day out, at Legoland. I never began as a fan of it but after being forced to watch the movie over 25 times, and listening to hours upon hours of kids talk to me about Bionicle, I've become fairly knowlegeable on it. It's about six heroic robots, called Toa, fighting a really evil robot called Makuta on a far away island called Mata Nui. The Toa defeat evil after evil that Makuta creates until Makuta gets his ass handed to him by Takanuva, the 7th Toa. Anyway none of that matters, all that matters is that you go out and buy Bionicle. You know you want too, because Bionicle is where most of my paycheck comes from.