biker Tee
A biker is a man who rides an american made cruiser most likely the kind of HARLEY DAVIDSONS but not limited to amercian made cruisers although owning a cruiser is a must in order to fit into the biker catagorie. A biker dosent just take his bike out on the weekends but he rides on all night and day whenever his free time permits and often pulls off to the side of the road to nap for a few hours from riding so much and in order to sober up just a little bit . A biker will then wake up and smoke a bowl of some medical and drink out of his flask of 151 and continue on untill work needs to be done or his lady needs to be done , one or the other will get the true biker back to home base . The biker spends every sunday not at church but on his sidewalk in front of his home washing and waxing his bike and saying sweet things to here while drinking a 40 oz of some kind beer and upon end takes off and rides into the sunset not to be seen untill morning sometime . His hair can be long and the biker doesnt care about showers , cologne , nice clothes , or any other sissy boy shit that most proper office working pussys care about and simply he just wants to be one with his bike and second his girly . A biker will be quick to fight you no matter if he gets his ass beat or not and is not afraid of spending a few nights in jail . The true biker loves his momma , hates his daddy , doesnt know if god exists , and believes in no life after death . Although fierce and full of rage for the most part dont take him for being a bad human being because a true biker cares about women and children and will go out of his way to help them anytime of day and will even help out his fellow man if possible . Just dont mistake kindness for weakness and the biker will always be on your side .
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Customer Reviews
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.