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The term "big six" or "big green" refers to expatriates of Mainland China. These labels were created by Hongkongers who detest the influx of Mainlanders in Hong Kong or other hotspots for Chinese immigration, such as Vancouver and Toronto. Although these characteristics are neither universal nor exhaustive, they shall help you differentiate between the superior Sino races (Hongkonger and Taiwanese) and the inferior Sino race (big sixes): 1. Big sixes speak almost exclusively in Mandarin that contains a disproportionate amount of tongue-rolling and spitting. In addition, big sixes commonly speak at volumes 20 or more decibels louder than required. At the political level, big sixes are known to speak with dramatic pauses -- these often make the politicians sound stupid rather than self-important. 2. Big sixes have facial features that suggest too much inbreeding or working on the farm. Moreover, their teeth are stained with tar due to constant cigarette smoking. 3. Big sixes completely lack fashion sense. For the poorer population, they will dress in clothes that seem to come from the extra-cheap section in a thrift store. Their clothing often goes unwashed for weeks to months. For the big sixes who are well-off, their attire exudes the stench of wealth. Although this phenomenon has not been investigated by psychologists, the fact that rich big sixes cover every available facet of their bodies with LV monograms or Burberry patterns suggests that they are afraid people don't know they are wealthy. 4. While sophisticated human beings prefer standing or sitting, big sixes would much rather crouch with their legs wide apart near the kerb. These postures can be easily observed at busy bus stops in Vancouver. What goes unknown to the general population is that big sixes, both male and female, take the same position to relieve themselves at public washrooms. Hence there is all the more reason for you to wipe of that toilet seat before you go. 5. Due to the rampant lack of education in Mainland China, big six children are usually the ones to misbehave in public areas and on public transportation. Unbeknownst to both the children and parents, these annoying behaviour outbreaks contributes greatly to the general dislike of big sixes. 6. They smell. Really. Note to readers: Hongkongers and Taiwanese alike find it a great insult to be racially grouped together with the big sixes. Therefore, Westerners should take care when they show negativity towards Chinks. The populace you are referring to (dissing) is probably the big sixes.

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Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

💆🏻‍♀️琴 Mar 8

The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂

Rhiannon K. Mar 6
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My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.

Eric T. Mar 6
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Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition

The person nobody knows Mar 5

BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!

student of PP Mar 5

Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day

Jayson Mar 4

good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.

hhfeqa v. Mar 4

The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.

Kathleen J. Feb 27
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My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!

Todd D. Feb 21
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The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..

Crystal D. Feb 19
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It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.

Kathleen J. Feb 14
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