Big Nose Syndrome
If you have commited one or more of the following acts, then you qualify for "Big Nose Syndrome." 1. Getting a girl pregnant after dating for 4 months. By Accident. 2. Not using birth control because it's too expensive 3. Having an disproportional large nose. 4. Ruin the end to any movie 5. knows quotes verbatim from any show he watches 6. Knows karate and thinks he can kick your ass. 7. Watches Anime. 8. Follows the plot of anime. 9. Awkwardly puts hand on shoulder when trying to tell you something meaningful. 10. Have a small penis. 11. Can't throw a football if the human race depended on it. 12. Considered feminine. 13. Uses the sniper class in COD MW2 and never use the sniper thinking the pistol is more effective. 14. Throws up after 2 drinks. 15. Sexually excited by the dragons on Skyrim 16. Letting your best friends find out you are engaged over facebook 17. Using the most random ass vocabulary words. 18. Always has a solution which is better than yours. 19. Thinks Wikipedia is a credible source. 20. God facepalms your existence. 21. you masturbate with organic lotion. 23. You play wii 24. Whiter than Edward 25. And even gayer ^ 26. If you realized that this list skips 22 and it bothered you. 27. Is your name is Ryan\ 28. If you have ever penetrated your own asshole with a plunger while masturbating with your mom's breast milk pump.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
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| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |